The Little Book Of Dad (perfect Words For Awesome Dads)

By (author) Orange Hippo!; Edited by Orange Hippo!
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A celebration of dad-hood, including jokes, quotes, quips, hacks, facts, stats, and tons of other stuff dads will enjoy.
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Their bellies may stretch their spandex beyond saving and their capes may only fly after a large ominous-sounding fart, but – make no mistake – dads are superheroes. Well, half the time, at least. Because, let''s not forget, when it comes to cocking things up, dads are also incredibly self-sufficient. Ignored by mums everywhere and taken advantage by babies of all ages, being a dad is arguably the world''s toughest job (after motherhood, of course). Overworked, underpaid and constantly in need of feeding, dads deserve just as much attention, validation and an equal share of the duvet as mums, and yet often have to settle for second best. From taxi-ing teenagers to funding fun, juggling jobs to half-arsing house chores, dads simply are the best. Even at their hungover worst.

This Little Book of Dad is a celebration of dad-hood, daddy-ing and all the dad-based shenanigans that come with it. And it couldn''t be more timely. With Netflix, YouTube and Fortnite – all of whom are much more fun than you – there has never been a better time in history to sit back, relax and just enjoy the wonders of fatherhood. Consider this tiny tome a bedside companion for exhausted dads of all strange shapes, sizes and smells, which, last time we looked, was all of them.

Table of contents
History of dads - types of dads - DIY dads - dadioms (dad idioms/phrases/sayings) dad quiz - dads at home - dads at work - dad facts and stats - icons of fatherhood - dad drinks - dad quotes and quips - wisecracking wit and wisdom - dad bod tips - dad to-do lists - dad glossary - parenting hacks, tips, tricks and techniques - dads in film, literature and culture - evolution of the dad - famous dads - dad jokes - - and lots more dad-based stuff!
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A hilarious celebration of the world''s most misunderstood and fragile species of man.

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Jokes, quotes, quips, hacks, facts, stats, and tons of other stuff dads will enjoy.

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Perfect bitesize fun: ideal for reading on the loo (the only time in the day dads get to themselves).

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Compiled by Malcolm Croft, bestselling dad book author, fearless father, expert parent (ha!), and Welbeck''s seasoned Little Book compiler.