Here Lie All The Boys Who Broke My Heart

By (author) Simmerman, Emma
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A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder meets Tell Me Lies in this binge-worthy debut murder mystery about a college student whose senior year takes a deadly turn when her exes start turning up dead…
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Sloane Sawyer isn’t just writing off her exes. She’s burying them. A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder meets Sweetpea in this binge-worthy murder mystery about a college student whose senior year takes a deadly turn when her exes start turning up dead…

‘A whipsmart mystery for anyone who’s been dumped, ghosted, or tempted to give Karma a helping hand'' Katy Brent, bestselling author of How to Kill Men and Get Away With It
‘As bingeable as your favorite Netflix series… one seriously entertaining debut’ Stacy Willingham, NYT bestselling author of A Flicker in the Dark

Each time Sloane’s heart is broken by a boy, she writes them a dramatic eulogy in her journal. She’s over them already. They''re dead to her.

But when the exes start turning up dead in real life, with her eulogies left at the crime scenes, things get complicated.

Now the prime suspect, Sloane must dive headfirst into the investigation before the body count rises higher, or she ends up behind bars. Even if this means having to team up with the stubborn, sarcastic, and dangerously attractive Asher.

Between college parties, messy exes, and an inconveniently hot partner-in-crime, Sloane’s senior year is turning into a real killer.

Tropes include:
❤ College town drama
❤ Enemies to lovers
❤ Serial killer
❤ Fake relationship 
❤ Amateur sleuth 
❤ Narrator that needs to get her sh!t together

Readers can’t get enough of Here Lie All the Boys Who Broke My Heart… (5 star reader reviews ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)
‘Wow!! This book was one heck of a ride’
‘The perfect blend of mystery and suspense, with a hint of romance’
‘I don''t think I have ever read a book so fast in my entire life’
‘Had everything from messy characters, quick banter, mystery, and more!’
‘One of the few books that I had to stay up till 2am to finish’
‘Messy in the best way: suspenseful, full of betrayal, a dash of spice, a touch of romance, layers of murder mystery, and plenty of juicy college drama’
‘Love. Love. Love. Love!!!’
 

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‘A whipsmart mystery for anyone who’s been dumped, ghosted, or tempted to give Karma a helping hand’
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''As bingeable as your favorite Netflix series, Emma Simmerman has managed to spin a story that is both spicy and suspenseful, mixed with humor and heart. Chock-full of witty banter, a messy protagonist you can’t help but root for, and an intriguing mystery at the center of it all, HERE LIE ALL THE BOYS WHO BROKE MY HEART is one seriously entertaining debut''
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''Spicy, thrilling, utterly hooking! Blending college romance with a murder mystery makes this debut a fun, binge-worthy standout''
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''Emma Simmerman delivers a wildly entertaining debut filled with messy characters, dark humor, and delicious revenge. From its unique premise to its gasp-inducing end, HERE LIE ALL THE BOYS WHO BROKE MY HEART twists and turns through college relationship politics as it unravels the mystery behind a series of murders all related to the intriguing protagonist. An enjoyable read that you''ll fly through in record time''
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''What an addictive debut! Fresh, twisty and spicy, Simmerman’s clever humour and absorbing mystery blend together to make something utterly bingeable and unputdownable, with the messiest of protagonists you just have to love''
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''Come for the wild