Match! Joke Book

By (author) MATCH
Short description/annotation
Hundreds of football jokes from the creators of Match! the UK''s best football magazine.
Description

If you love the Match Annual then you''ll love Match! Joke Book. The world''s BEST footie joke book with 100s of epic jokes, from the makers of the UK''s #1 footie magazine!

Why is Ronaldo''s bedroom always tidy? Because he''s not Messi!

Why did the chicken run on to the pitch? Because the referee blew for a foul.

When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles.

Filled with loads of awesome football jokes and incredible artwork, Match! Joke Book! will keep you laughing for days! Young footie fanatics will be chuckling through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals – this book is the perfect gift for any footy fan!

Discover more football fun in this awesome series from Match! the UK''s best football magazine – including MATCH! Football Records, MATCH! Puzzle Book, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.

Biographical note
Match! is the must-buy weekly magazine for every young football fan. As well as having all the latest news and transfer gossip from the Premier League, Football League and around Europe, Match! magazine brings you the biggest interviews with the best footballers on the planet!
Promotional headline
Hundreds of football jokes from the creators of Match! the UK''s best football magazine.
Description for collection

Macmillan Children''s Books has partnered with the incredible MATCH! magazine to bring you loads of awesome books about football!

Perfect for any young footy fan, this spin-off series from the famous MATCH! Annual has tonnes of cool titles. Find out the most amazing stats in MATCH! Stats and Facts, tell your friends all the hilarious one-liners in from the MATCH! Joke Book, create your own footy team with the sticker book MATCH! Build Your Own Club and find out all about the greatest players in England''s Football history in MATCH! England Football Heroes.

Whatever book your reading in this fantastic series, your sure to have a laugh and learn some awesome new footy facts!